(Source: veggiesandtea)

suctioning:

my soul left my body

suctioning:

my soul left my body

(Source: thelonelyloner)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

(Source: seinfeld)

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

(Source: aprithot)

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: partybots)

dogpuppy:

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

maxtaroisheretoo:

Times are changing…

(Source: fuckyeah1990s)

(Source: picaqueen)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(Source: ehh-okay-then)

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

benjiecon:

you have my attention

benjiecon:

you have my attention