why is this on my dash. why am i 100% unironically seeing this post on my dashboard
[slips god a twenty] please make sure niall horan lives forever
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
'A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman's brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won't accept SeaWorld's imprisonment of orcas any longer.'
Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposessign this petition
EVERYTHING YOU WEAR IS WHAT I WANT TO WEAR WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES I HATE YOU I WANT TO BE YOU
the shirt is from topshop! and i get my clothes from urban outfitters, american apparel, nastygal, and topshop (they’re so expensive but so worth it)
making a new friend
they turn out to be a complete asshole
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half